The Stoners Survival Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse. That's what. Once we get this working all you have to do to find us is remember to type in the first letter of each word tssgttza.com and Bob's your uncle. By the way, just as a little side note before we get started, if you want a kick ass track to listen to while trudging your way through the entertaining haze of text attempting to put into context just how high you have to be in order to see the humor in the midst of not a, but rather, THE Zombie Apocalypse then I can't recommend 'I'd Love To Change The World' by Philip Sayce 'highly' enough. A good cover of a great tune is nearly impossible to do and not only did Philip Sayce do it, but he knocked it out of the damn ballpark. If you can listen to this while so stoned you have to yell at the colors on your tv for being so damn loud that they made your cereal taste funny, then that's terrific. If not, at least turn the volume on this one WAAAAY up. You're Welcome .... and ...
You. Are. Welcome. - As in, 'I'm glad you're here', Welcome.
Well I think it's safe to say that any reference to 'The Zombie Apocalypse' should just be attributed to right fucking now. Like literally, right fucking now, damnit! Whenever the fuck that now actually is for you. I can only safely say that because anything and everything that survives and/or comes into this existence after the events that this humble writer and his stoner friends have been witness to commands that level of respect all day, everyday, and twice on Sundays. Seriously, If you're alive to read this then congrat-u-fucking-lations on making it past what you've already been through. That COULDN'T have been easy. Now it's time to have a little fun while sharpening the skills that any stoner worth their kief knows - how to do all of life, zombie apocalypse and all, with red eyes and a shit-eating grin on our mischievous little mugs. (Oh, and don't worry if you don't know anything about stoners, survival, guides, zombies, and/or apocalypses. We cover it all - eventually. I mean, it was written in all likelihood by someone so stoned that telemetry experts were called in as an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to plot a re-entry to square reality but that's not really the point now is it? The point is that it was written and now you can read it. Whatever happens as a result of you having read it is solely 'on you' as they say.)
So welcome to the Stoners Survival Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse. So load a bowl and come along as we explore how to have a damn good time in hard damn times. That's our tagline. The Stoners Survival Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse or, 'how to have a damn good time in hard damn times'. This is going to be interesting because I just get good and loaded and let it fly. No edits and I only have one rule. It has to be cool AND fun or I'm not writing about it. I write all of the content. AI and ChatGPT may be able to out write me as well as the vast majority of human beings but when it comes to getting stoned .... well ... that's just uniquely human so suck it AI.
The art style of this endeavor is now and shall remain in perpetuity as what the fuck ever. If it's macaroni art and it's fun and cool we're going with it. If it's the next Picasso great. If you want your artwork included just send it and pray that we don't lose it before we manage to put it up on one of the channels. I'll try to work on organizing all of this ridiculous amount of content but you're kind of on your own on that one for now at least. If you have something cool to contribute send it to us. We're poor AF but we're cool and know a lot of cool people and will gladly publish it if it fits and we don't lose it.